Then they won't let us see each other anymore, just let him put it in your butt. He's done it to me a few times before it doesnt hurt that much after ...a while."I look at Jacob and say "Okay I guess I'll do the second option, but you promise it wont hurt Jacob?", "I promise it won't hurt that much, wait here so I can get a condom" he says. I ask Mark "Mark what's a condom?", he replies "Its something you put on your weiner to have sex with so he can put it in your butt". Jacob comes back with a. “I didn’t exactly tell them about you.”“Why not?” he asked.“They’re very traditional,” she said. “They wouldn’t think it was proper for me to be here alone, with a man.”“You shouldn’t sneak around behind their backs,” he said. “I could have come over and met them. Who are they?”“Harold and Betty Nickerson,” she said.“I know Harold,” he said. “He works for the USDA.”“Yeah,” she said, surprised. “He works in the subsidies office.”“We used to get checks from him,” said Bobby. “Back when we were. That’s the definition of a rebound relationship. You needed a way to get back at the ex, make yourself feel sexy and attractive and get your head back in the game for dating again. I’m not particularly angry at you, but we all felt a little disposable after we talked last night. Maybe we can be friends someday, but I don’t see that being soon.”“I didn’t MEAN it that way, you have to believe me!” she sounded really upset now.“I do believe you,” I said. “You wouldn’t have had sex with us if you. When we had cleared the first toll booth, I knew there was nothing but another toll booth, or two, between us and Tulsa. The speed limit is 75 on the toll roads and I set the cruise at 80.There was no chatter on the RV channel so I switched to 19, to pick up something from the truckers. I heard a few talking back and forth, one said the road was clear all the way to Tulsa. I wasn’t really worried about running 80 on the toll road, there were empty trucks passing us like were in the way. I did.
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