It was very rare for me to be totally flaccid when she was around and that time was no exception. “Put a sleeve on that guy,” she had said while ...giggling.I had a towel up to my face and had no idea what she was doing until I felt the cardboard tube scrape the rim of my cock head.“Hey, what are you doing,” I said as I jerked back.I began laughing until tears rolled down my cheeks when I saw her expression. She held the tube in one hand and my now hard and pulsating cock in the other. She. When I stopped, she opened her mouth and said, "Now lick it up?"I leaned forward and licked her nose, chin, cheeks and lips."That doesn't bother you?" she asked."Well, I figure you already tasted my cum and, if things go well withour relationship, you might be doing more of that, so why shouldn't Imind?" That was very hot," she said as she stood up and straddled my waist andleaned forward kissing me. "Was that a one-time deal or will you do itagain for me?" Anytime you want?" I said.We snuggled. " Chrissie ... when you're ready, you've got to face this thing. Maybe go back to Trudy. But, when you're ready, come and see me. Believe me, I've been there and I know there's an answer. Besides ... I like Tom. I've sailed with him, remember? He's a good man. Also, he's your man. Don't hurt him."Chrissie didn't say anything, she just thought; 'I don't want to hurt him. That's why I can't have him.'Anh watched her, quite sure what was going through her mind."I'm going to walk towards. . Yes, ma’am, this IS the maternity hospital, but no. We don’t have any return policy.How can you tell if your gas station attendant used to be a porn star?When the gas starts coming out, he pulls out the nozzle, and sprays it on the windshield... You think of pirates as being all smiley. Actually, they’re all Somali... I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got run over.Inside a Russian woman, there’s another Russian woman.I was in the park the other day, watching a man feed the birds..