Since I am basically a ‘lazy as dirt’ individual, I can make that statement with confidence.For proof I needed only weigh myself. I have gained fi...ve pounds during the three months of my retirement. I had spent that time eating my way across the United States. From Travis Air Force Base to West Jefferson North Carolina it had been one beer and high calorie meal after another. I recognized my short comings without offering any apology for them.My jobs in the United States Air Force had all been. The wrinkles weren't that noticeable, and you'd have to look pretty hard to see that she wasn't wearing a bra. Score one for Doug, she thought to herself."Now it's time for a Truth," said Doug.Huh, Helen thought. What's he doing?Doug looked at her, and said, "Matt says that you've gotten to second base with him. Is that true?"Helen's blush betrayed her. She slowly let out the breath that she didn't realize that she was holding, and figured that Matt had already told his friend the gory details. After another few minutes of this she shed her shirt and I tried going a little further. I rubbed around on her crotch outside her shorts and even played with her panties through the bottom of her shorts. She didnt object, and actually seemed to enjoy my teasing. She soon began grinding against my hand encouraging me to proceed. Her shorts were tight and I was barely able to squeeze a couple fingers under her panties to feel the soft patch of hair beneath. Sorry Honey, but these have got to. Holding onto his shoulders, I lowered my body onto him. The length and width of his dick felt so good inside of me."Oh, God!" I shuddered.I continued moving my body up and down, hardly able to believe I was riding Link Forrester."Can we go a bit faster?" Link muttered, his eyes closed.So I went faster."Fuck, yes! Ride my cock!" he wheezed."Mmmm. Your dirty talk makes me even hornier," I told him.He opened his eyes."Yeah?" he asked, sweeping his shaggy black hair out of his face, "What if I told.