"They must have brought them while I slept," explained Jacob. He looked at the outfit. "You want me to wear that?" It was like so not him."It is for y...ou." Okay. Whatever, dude." I will return shortly. Hurry."Jacob cinched the pants with the rope belt. He looked at the shirt. It was too frilly. He noticed a plain shirt in the back of the dresser. He chose that instead."You are dining with the king," said Lancelot.Jacob jumped at the sound of the knight's voice. How did he sneak in so quietly. Inez wasn't going to break her chains based on THIS conversation. But maybe she'd think twice about interfering in Bianca's affairs. 'Affairs... ' Velma liked that term. Was what Ed and she had done an 'affair'? Would it continue to BE one? Good thing peeling potatoes went on automatic; she'd never get it done, otherwise... Meanwhile, Pete was dealing with both sides of the issue of comforting a beautiful woman. Bianca was crying bitterly, venting her grief in loud sobs, soaking the front of. ‘Why’ asks the father?‘The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ ‘‘I said 6”, replies RALPHY.‘But that’s right!’ says his dad.‘Yeah, but then she asked me ‘How much is 3 x 2?’‘What’s the fuckin’ difference?’ asks the father.‘That’s what I said!’LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISHLittle RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, ‘Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?’RALPHY says ‘Mas-tur-bate.’Miss Rogers smiles and says, ‘Wow, little. There’s no telling what her intentions are toward you or Elyssia, but she DID leave the bulk of her army behind so it is unlikely she has come to do battle. Although she has resisted offers of marriage from other men, including several kings, it has occurred to you that she might make an excellent Queen of Elyssia. Not only is she said to be of remarkable beauty, her armies would be a great asset; the natural barriers and narrow mountain passes won't keep invaders out forever, and your own army.
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