2 (Kalamazoo Gazette):James Burns, 34, a mechanic from Alamo MI, was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police describe as a “farm-type... truck.” Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung underneath so that he could ascertain the source of a troubling noise. Burns’ clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns “wrapped in the drive shaft”.Nominee No. 3 (Hickory Daily Record):Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in. I was too scared to hesitate. I did as I was told and lowered my pants and underwear to to the floor. All eyes were suddenly cast on my tiny 3 inch dick. If I'm lucky it grows to 5 inches when erect. Half the man that stood before me with his 10 inch monster cock. He told Lisa to grab both our cocks. She did as she was told. She then held both our cocks in her hands as his erection was now beginning to grow. He asked her point blank "who's dick looks like a little boys dick, Lisa?" She. "Oh, I do believe I've got him sufficiently bedazzled."So it was set I picked Martha up at 8:30. But when we reached the theatre after driving across town, I realized we were in trouble."Looks like we should have come earlier," offered Martha."I guess they have a hit on their hands. We're in for a wait." We drove by the front of the cineplex, following the line down the sidewalk, which went around the corner."You know, I'm not sure I'm up for this," said Martha. Echoing my thoughts. "I wanted. He was around 6'2 and muscular with broad shoulders displaying a nice back piece. Wearing only sweatpants, I wanted to moan as I took in his to die for stomach and strong arms. He looked a little bleary eyed and stood rubbing his eyes, not yet noticing me. "There's coffee made," I said, startling him. I smiled and took a sip of my everything but coffee."Oh, uh, thanks. Didn't see you there. I'm Chris." He smiled an adorable smile and part of me melted."A.J."He continued to stand."Nice to meet.