The feedback started raining into my email (thanks to all). I opened my hangouts and there were some message too. Among those, there was a message fro...m a girl named Kavya.She: Nice story. Really loved it!Me: Hey, thanks Kavya!She: Where are you from?Me: Bangalore and you?She: Naanu same.Me: Oh Kannada baruta (oh you know Kannada).She: Ha, I was born and brought up in Karnataka, so barute.Me: Awesome, why haven’t you updated any display picture in hangouts.She: Nanu jasti use madolla hangouts. His problem and not mine, thank God." I laughed and Sam did too.Therapy was bad! Before I was discharged from the hospital, I had met with my therapist, Kate, in the hospital and had listened to the doctor suggesting a course of action. Neither one had mentioned how much pain this was going to cause me. This first time was mostly a consultation with the head of the department standing by. "Okay Rich, here's the deal. Some of your muscle has been removed. It is something that couldn't be. ..B: calling me a lyre?!Bloke goes to a costume party, stark naked, painted green with his girlfriend on his back. Someone asks ‘what are you supposed to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a borderline alcoholic.A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.A checkout chick walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”Not a. Bed room mein le chalo yaar.. Bed pr lita ke kro.Hum bed room mein aa gaye.Usne meri shertutar di.Pent bhi utar di.Underwear baki tha.Wo sirf penty mein thi.Bed pr leti hui thi.Main uske boob chus kr maze le raha tha.Reena-aur chuso mere yaat…Ast chusotum ko urvi k sath bhi auka milega meri jaan…. Aaah.. Aaaha. Aaaah.. Oooh. Mere boobs…AaRaj-yaaar urvi mast hai..Usko bhi choden ka man krta hai..Reena-aaj raat ko….Wo yumhare sathhi soyegi… Aaaahhh … Ab ahhhh meri jaaan tum bajut mast ho….Khoob.
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