”The foreman sees him and shouts “Paddy ... You are crazy ... Get yourself off home.”Then the foreman sees Mick packing his bag and says “Mick... ... where do you think you are going?”Mick says Well I can’t work in the dark can I”?This one is from joevsr‎Valentine’s DayBar Stool #1 “What did you get your wife for Valentine’s Day??Bar Stool #2 “Nothing, She did not use what I got her last year.”Bar Stool #1 “What did you get her last year?”Bar Stool #2 “Cemetery Plots!!”Valentine’s day is the only. The two times I had been rushed to the hospital after Mike had failed to duck fast enough… The heart stopping knock on the door by a uniformed Marine Officer when Sean was shot down and was missing in action in one of those nasty little police actions that had filled the century… The frantic call when Mary had skidded off a rainy road and hung between life and death for weeks… The false phone call that lured me to an deserted town in an attempted assassination by someone in revenge for my. Let me know when he’s at UC and I’ll go see him.”“Thanks. We don’t want to keep you from your family,” I said.“I do have a question. What’s up with your sister? Ed says she’s out-of-her-mind pissed at you.”“My dad and Joyce said they don’t think she’s ready to run NIKA and they want her to work for one of the Big Six accounting and consultancy firms to get some experience.”“That’s probably a good idea, and it explains why she’d be angry. But why at you? And I thought it was the Big Eight?”“It. Emanuel gave Muriel a puzzled look, and the older woman was forced to explain herself."I only meant that I have heard of your abilities in tennis. Why you're already considered the best woman player to come along in years."Emanuel picked a sports bra out of her gym bag and donned it. Muriel tugged her shorts off and stood there wearing only a lace embroidered thong. Emanuel turned away to pull on a tennis skirt and then a tennis top. For all practical purposes, other than her sneakers, she was.