Something's happened to you." I'm a ghost," I thought. "Aren't I supposed to be pale?"Well, that brought the proverbial house down. All of my friends ...broke out laughing. Through their mirth I muttered, "You'd think I'd be getting used to you all being able to read my mind or at least find a way to keep some of my thoughts private." Sure can be done," said Valerie. "But it takes practice and it's lots of work." Yeah, I'm still a fledgling at all of this," I admitted once again.Rubbing my right. Oh, yeah. In case you're wondering, I haven't got any inspirations from those late night TV infomercials I encountered almost every night. But who knows...The Cinderella Taxi CaperBy Eric and GamblerTwo long days after baby-sitting for his grand daughters the old man looked forward to seeing those delightful, restless twins again. His daughter was getting back to dating, as she finally managed to get rid of that no good ex-husband of hers. The two had met and fell in love during her college. Valerie reamed her digit in and out a few times before pulling it out. We all watched on, entranced.Valerie returned to Jess’ front and held up the finger that had Jess been inside it a moment ago. “Open,” she said smiling. Jess looked like she had just been slapped and didn’t open.Valerie responded by yanking on one of the binder clips which made Jess shriek. Valerie moved quickly and shoved her finger in while Jess’ mouth was still open. Jess tried to close it but succeeded only in closing. And don't tickle me. I think that's it. Oh, and no choking."Phil looked taken aback. "I could hurt you...pretty much anywhere? Your mouth? Eyes? Ass? Vagina?" No medical attention about covers it. Oh, I guess no candle wax, or clothespins."He swallowed. "How do you want me to hurt you?" We'll go to the sex shop and get something. But in the end, I want you to do whatever turns you on. If it makes you horny, it makes me horny." "That sounds good—" But there's one more thing." What's that?".