John was taken aback."Where did you get a ring?" he asked, saying the first thing that popped into his head."What? Oh, it was my mother's. Well will y...ou?" said Laurie, "Will you marry me?" Of course I will," John said, smiling, "but not until after we can switch back and you get to be the bride." Of course," said Laurie.They kissed, and climbed into bed. There was no sex this night - John was too freaked out at his condition to even contemplate it - but they cuddled a lot and both soon drifted. “You aren’t Catholic are you my son?”“No, I’m Jewish.”“That’s the problem”, said the Priest, “you couldn’t tell the difference between a blessing and last rites.”This one is compliments of J & BFarmer Steve, had been in a terrible automobile accident. He was hurt quite badly. He sued the trucking company that had struck his vehicle and injured him.The case was taken to trial, and Farmer Steve was on the stand to testify.The plaintiffs’ attorney asked Farmer Steve “if he had said that he was not. Он не мог надышаться воздухом, лишённым гари. И ещё из его навсегда переставших слышать ушей по трясущимся от только что пережитого ужаса щекам тонкими струйками стекала кровь. На вдохе конферансье издавал горловые булькающие звуки, чем производил впечатление утопающего.В спальне всё ещё ярко светили юпитеры - но остался там только один человек - тот, которому продавили кадык тонким острым каблуком одной из туфлей японской звезды, специально посетившей Лос-Анджелесскую тусовку, дабы в очередной. "You look amazing too!" Whoops! "I mean, you look amazing! I wasn't trying to say that I think I look amazing or anything. I just, well, you look…" Stacy stops as Becca leans in and gives her a big hug. Stacy calms down instantly. Her beautiful new friend squeezes her gently and giggles. "I'm nervous too," Becca admits. "We're silly aren't we?" Stacy laughs, relieved. "I'm so happy you're here right now." "Me too," Becca adds with a yearning smile. "Did you, want to go somewhere?" "Oh, we can.