Maybe we'll end up being friends- we think you'll like us too. We're going to keep our names to ourselves for now. The girl we'll call "Monday" has c...hosen Steve to appreciate. She has observed him, for example, helping people with computer problems at the senior center, he helped a woman pick up her groceries when the bag ripped, and she saw him give back some extra change that a cashier had given him by mistake. Here's how it's going to work. All five of you need to go down in your basement. “A perfect gentleman, with a mouth like that I’m amazed you’ve kept Katie around for so long,” Alexis joked.“Like your one to talk,” Jake jabbed back with a chuckle, “when’s the last time I’ve seen you with a guy?”“Oh, don’t you worry about that, I’ve got a guy thank you very much.” She chided back.“I’ll believe it when I see it,” Jake called out as he backed into the bathroom, opening the door with his back, and with that cue, the girls returned to the party and Jake went to an empty urinal to. I suggested he purchase an inflatable Lassie. We also agreed that Louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came for the traditional dinner. It seemed like a great idea, except we forgot Grandma and Grandpa would be there.My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door.“What the hell is that?” she asked.“It’s a doll.” replied my brother.“Who would play with something like that?” she replied “And where are her clothes?”“Boy that. "Vodka and coke with plenty of ice please darling." Sarah?" Vodka and coke with plenty of ice please darling."The barman looked up and smiled, turned to the bar and then spun back round again, a look of bewilderment on his face, the three of us laughed as he looked from mum to Sarah, then back to mum again.His face broke out into the widest grin I'd ever seen and he guffawed loudly."Tweens, har, har, har, I see tweens, dos tweens."I started laughing with him but then I suddenly stopped, I knew.