Nobody would be here until the next morning. I felt so bummed and so pissed off with our teacher - how could she do that without checking? On the othe...r hand, I thought, is this a coincidence? The amazing girl I've always wanted to girl-fuck is locked in the dark with me for 12 hours. 'What the fuck!?' Lucy said as she pushed against the door. Lucy was in her push-up bra and jeans because she couldn't find her top. 'I know, what a retard this teacher is. Seriously - she didn't notice two girls. My very own snooker table!I’ve organized a charity night in aid of people who can’t reach orgasm, but don’t worry if you can’t come.Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth. There you have it ICE is fucking lethal, lay off the ice and warn all your friends, you could save a life and don’t forget what it did to the poor old Titanic!Two old guys were sitting in. On the way home, we chatted about what clothes we might each wear. Even though Andrea was half a foot taller than me, we wore roughly the same skirt size so we agreed to get ready together and maybe swap a few outfits. This excited me even more, we would be dressing, and more importantly undressing, in front of each other. This would be sure to result in more of our earlier antics. The next morning, I awoke with a huge grin on my face. I was looking forward to spending the whole day with sexy. " Lucky." How do you figure?" You changed just about the time you moved. No awkward problems with the people who knew you as a boy." Actually, I changed en route. I don't recommend it. And most of the people I saw before I got here were relatives. They knew. In fact, they took turns training me in the finer points of being a girl." They did a good job. I never would have known. Except for that awkward silence, that is." They concentrated on the usual giveaways and the practical stuff. For a lot.