”“Oh?”She steps to the side and raises her hands as if to say ‘taa-daa’. I feel the ground beneath me shift as my husband steps into the roo...m and wraps his arms around my waist.“I flew up!” he says, looking pleased with himself. “Neighbour’s looking after the dog. I missed you.”“Right,” Emily says, smiling like a Cheshire cat, “I’ll see you in the lobby.”I quickly enter fight-or-flight mode, scanning the room for evidence. I catch sight of the room service tray and glasses in the corner, but he. Is tum mein kamjori aa jaayegi aur shadi ke baad tumhari biwi ki haalat meri jaise ho jaayegi. maine kaha mein kuch samjha nahi to boli mere pati bhi mere sath kuch kar nahi paate haath se kur ke unhone apna saman kharab kur liya hai aur aub woh khada nahi hota aur mujhe baigan ya mooli se kaam chalana padta hai. agar tumhe jaroorat ho to mere pass aa jaana mein tumhari madad kar doongi waise bhi aub hum dost hai. itna kah ke woh kitchan se pani lene gayi aur apni gaand matkati hui chali gayi. "Brother-sister confidence invoked, how many times have you cheated on Anna?" Something else come up out of nowhere.My sister was staring at me, when her eyes should've been on the road."Not once," I said softly, "not even close." Really?" Really. I'm not that kind of guy."We finally managed the conversation over to the crap of current events. Just as things were lulling, we hit a station that was playing this scratchy old raw righteous shit. They sang about Jesus, but it was about going. She looks at it, calls it in over her radio, listens to it being confirmed, and hands it back while asking, “Are you a Federal Officer of some sort? We don’t see many DoJ endorsements here!”He grins as he replies, “No, Ma’am. Just a citizen. I don’t know why I got a Department of Justice endorsement as I didn’t ask for it. Mind you, I was told to apply for the permit by the Texas Rangers and the police.”“Sounds like someone wants to recruit you.”“I think that’s what they want, but it isn’t.