Rob still lets me dress like a "straight jock" as he calls it, but they're the kind of clothes I haven't worn for a decade, and there's a difference t...o me between a 25 year old gynmnast wearing this gear on the mats, and a 35 year old carpenter wearing it on the streets.I guess I should explain how I became Rob's pussy. I hate that name, it makes me want to curl up in a ball, but that's what he calls me, and it's true. Not so long ago we were drinking buddies - best buddies I guess - and we. He likes girls like me and we both like dirty talk and sex. I had agreed to meet him in the parking area of the mall. I wore pink boy shorts (with my secret well tucked, I wouldn’t want an unsightly bulge in mini skirt) and pink bra with inserts (they give me cute little a cup titties) suntan thigh highs, black mini skirt, a pink shell and black 4′ ankle strap heels, pink lip gloss and eye shadow, pink nail polish and blond wig. It was dark when I pulled into the mall parking lot, he was parked. I told him I would go and run the bath while he got undressed but to keep his pants on and come to the bathroom when ready. I turned the bath taps on and the bath filled rather slowly. Then the bathroom door was pushed fully open and there stood David....without his pants!!!! Hanging there was a big wrinkled cock with extended testicles hanging even lower!! I felt this surge of adrenaline run through my body and felt excited. I said David I said leave your pants on!! He said sorry and that he. " T-thanks, you too." Sera only managed to tear his eyes from his partner to pocket his slim silver and leather hip flask. Rum for pirates."Right then," Thomas took his hand in his own gloved sleek fingers, "Let's go." Pirates are infinitely more cool than ninjas," Sera stated the fact as they hiked up the hill toward the Neville estate, "He paused, leaning against the church wall to raise flask to his lips and gave a little shrug, "Pirates get ships and rape."Thomas looked at him like he was a.