We jumped to the back seat. we were on eachother and kissing, hugging , holding and squeezing boobs and my ass cheeks. I went down her and removed her... pants and her panties. It as an hairly neatly groomed pussy. I licked her pussy all over slowly and let my finger in. She pushed me up and unbuttoned my pants and she put her pussy on my face and started licking my cock hard. Later, I held her in my arms and gently pulled her towards me and slowly inserted my dick inside her. She mouned faintly.. She wasn't a she. She was me!Not only that but between her legs hanged the smallest penis you couldimagine, almost like a baby pennis with matching testicles.I lifted my arms in anger and turned into Helen. Before I could doanything, she embraced me and tucked my now cute girlish face into hercleavage."Hush, Andrea. Be calm. This will last just a little longer that you allowit. Take it easy." At hearing her whispering voice, my anger dissipated."Now my girl, let me help you with your lingerie.". We found a table in a quieter corner and hubby went to the bar to order our lunch, he had gammon whilst I opted for Lasagne. As he waited at the bar my eyes drifted to the group of lads, they were a mixed bunch, tall, short,some muscular others skinny. I worked out from observing them that they were a stag party, the 'stag' being a black guy in his late twenties, the others were,black, mixed race and four white guys.My eyes rested upon a younger black guy, early twenties, well built in a sporty. " Sure..." But... Buzz..." she said, her face troubled. "No more hanky-panky!" Whatever you say!" he replied, amiably.Andy heard them approaching. He came from the shelter and came toward the glowing fire."Gayle... ?" he queried.Buzz answered, "No... it's Joan. Gayle and Jim are still out there somewhere... having a party!" Oh... I see... thanks..." Andy said, disinterestedly.As they went by him, Buzz said, "Join us for a drink?... You'll never regret it!"Then, by the cooking fire, he stooped.