Otherwise I would just wank to a fantasy of her in positions I'd never been able to request before falling asleep. I love my wife and I know she loves... me but she has her limits in bed and I really didn't think, “Honey, would you kindly fuck me in the ass with a strap-on?” would fall within those limits. As I walked in the front door the house was strangely quiet; on the table was a white envelope that said “Happy Birthday Honey.” I opened it and read the card, smiled, and then noticed the white. I was petrified by her weight and was not able to move away.Although what she put in my ass was small, jamming something in the ass with no lube pains like hell. I didn’t know what she put in my ass but it was giving me a strange sensation around my ass crack. She got up and immediately brought me down to my fours.Then it hit me, she put a butt plug in my ass with a fake tail. For the next few minutes, she made me crawl like a dog around their house. She even took me to my girl in that position. “Uh, how is he?”“He was good,” Tiffany said. “Well, he started out really good; then he moved on to outstanding. By this morning he was absolutely amazing! I understand what all the fuss is about. That’s for sure.”Hailey dropped back into her chair with a thud, her mouth open and look of anger on her face.“You did not have sex with him!” she stated loudly.“Well I sure got nailed by someone and he was the only one in the room with me,” Tiffany said with a laugh.“How could you?” Hailey asked in a. We'll all be fine." I said with as much confidence as I could project. She gave me a small smile and ran out the door."I'm going to have to rest for a bit, it's been a long day and digging those damn graves took a lot out of me. Do you have anything that I can munch on while we wait? Fruit, cheese and bread would be great if possible." I asked Grandma Kira when she was done hammering."I'll have the girl fix you something, sit if you need to." She managed to look disapproving while not changing.