Everything else existed in the shadows and twilight of the buildings next door.Burton had landed in this latest of many new apartments like he'd lande...d in the latest of many new jobs, like he'd passed through the latest of many relationships. All of them seemed to pass more quickly now, at his age. His level of commitment to them, of interest in them seemed shallower each time. Worse yet, he knew that he was incapable of hiding that fact; fresh-faced bosses, desperately hopeful dates would look. If a bluebird has blue babies and a redbird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies?A. A swallow.Q. Did you hear about the woodworker who fell into a vat of varnish?A. It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.I bought a dog from a blacksmith today. As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door!A blond is walking down the street with one tit hanging out. A cop stops her and says, “Look darling, as pretty a picture as it makes, you’re going to have to put that away. I could cite. The handyman feed the punk his meat. Fabrici’s saliva was going everywhere as the hometown brotha face fucked the exotic, visiting boi. He grabbed the back of Fabrici’s head as he began to ejaculate down the fag’s throat.“Damn, boo! I wanna fuck you fo’ I go home,” announced the man.“I’d love that,” Fabrici admitted as his phone buzzed.“Got yo’ own room?”“Nah. But my roomie won’t mind. We’ve seen each other get fucked so many times.”“He gon’ let me fuck him too?”“I can’t see why not.”“Let me. When she arrived he sat in his harem as she was brought to him, still in the abaya in which she had been swathed for the journey. As it was lifted off he Usman saw with some satisfaction that he had received a well set-up, plump, and quite pretty olive-skinned Arab woman with flashing, intelligent eyes. Her breasts were pleasantly full and had not yet started to sag, though he guessed that they would within a couple of years, or at her first pregnancy. The nipples were not prominent and the.
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