✧ ✧ ✧When I was a kid I wanted to be older ... this is not what I expected.✧ ✧ ✧Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a... helicopter.✧ ✧ ✧Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.✧ ✧ ✧It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.✧ ✧ ✧Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.✧ ✧ ✧Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads. It's very interesting. She offered and well I really did want to meet her in person because she is an amazing person from the times i have talked and chatted with her. So I tell her i love to. She gave me the instruction on how to go to will call and claim my tickets they are under my name. I asked for safety reasons if I can get 2 one for me and one for a friend. When setting up these meet and greet you have to be careful always bring a buddy along. I have a good friend of mines that is a PI. Steve got up to do his rounds adjusting the bulge in his trousers the 4 Viagra he had taken earlier were working well, Steve had taken them expecting to be in the gay night club but had been called into work which was another reason he was fed up. Steve got to the top floor where some lads were having a party he knew some of the local lads were there, as he walked down the corridor a door opened and Steve saw 22 year old Mark from a racist and homophobic family appear, Mark was well drunk and. No later than ten o'clock."He was off with Jobe at his side. At the boundary of Mr. Piotrowski's property he stopped and flipped the lid up on his compass. He didn't think he could get lost, but what if the map in his head stopped working, or was wrong? The one thing he couldn't miss was the road. It was as straight as an arrow. No matter where he was, he could reverse course and eventually hit the road.The quiet of the hike relaxed him. It took a while, but eventually he found a good walking.