." Seeing her pout, I backtrack. "Er ... I need to brush my teeth. But get me a large candle first. A thick one. No need for you to be bored while I f...loss." Okay, so that was a lie. I admit it. I don't actually take the time to floss this morning, because hello?!She is grinning again and quickly scampers off to find a candle. "A lighter, too!", I call after her. I have hardly spoken and she is back, presenting me with the desired items. I have her lie down on the bed - my bed this time - face. No problem." Cool! I'll write them down real quick for you," said Rachel.While she did that, Karen asked, "Doesn't Nicole have such awesometaste? I love her style. Don't be surprised if I come in there fromtime to time and borrow her stuff." She giggled.Rachel handed Travis her shopping list and then he headed out the door.When he got to the Walgreen's, the first thing he did of course wascollect his hundred dollars. Next he went and picked up a case of BudLight and some pretzels. . .Darsal ye bat hai us samye ki jab main 9th class main sarkari school me. Padta tha sarkari school me se mujhe suru se gandi bato ka pata chal gya tha or tab humara pariwar kiraye ke makan me rehta tha waha pr 2 hi flor the niche wale flor pr makan malik rehta tha or upar wale flor pr hum rehte the main apne pariwar me akela tha or makan malik ki ek ladki or ladka tha ladka meri umar ka tha or ladki kafi badi thi or sadi suda thi or unki maa nhi thi wanha rehte hue hame 7 mahine ho chuke the. "Teresa, I know this sounds like I'm making a terrible pun, but I just never thought this size stuff was such a big deal."[There were a few more chuckles from the studio audience.]"No, I mean it. What I said to my girlfriend was a tiny little fantasy thought."Oh God, I can't believe I said 'tiny'; this just keeps coming out like a bad joke. But I really didn't mean anything by it; it's like maybe a guy wishes his wife was a little bigger in the chest, you know. It's just a harmless thought. It.
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