A.F. week in my second year at university. F.A.F. stands for Fuck a Fresher, a immature excuse for the older and more experience students to take adva...ntage of the new arrivals. Okay, let’s be honest, it was mostly the guys that took part in F.A.F. but I knew a few girls that enjoyed it too. Anyway, that year some of my buddies and I made a bet. A tenner each on who could fuck the most freshers the most in the first month of term.I was confident I could win. I was good looking and a smooth. .”“Out of the question, Jill. I’m in a stable relationship now.”“I remember the last time we talked you said you’d ask Eva about a three-way.”Janet chuckled. “I was being facetious.”“Do you mean you haven’t asked?”“No, I haven’t asked. I know what her answer would be.”“Would it really hurt to ask? I’m getting desperate, Janet. If I had balls they’d be blue.”“You need to find a new girlfriend, girlfriend.”“Yeah? Where? You know I can’t go cruising the clubs.”“Why not look online? Check out the. Lagne diya ke tum muje dekh rahi ho.Mrs bhide :-aap film dekhne mebitne busy rehte te ki aapbko kaise pata chalegaa konbdekbra hai aur kon nahi. Aur land ko itne aram se hila to ho naa aap ki jaise aapbhi us aurt ko chod rahe ho. Aur ye dekhar kabhi kabhi meri chut bhi pani chod diya karti thi.Mr bhide.:- sach me madhvi. Kya tu mera land apne hato se hilake batabsakti ho kaise me hilata hu. Lob pako mere land ko. Aur muje batao bhibme kaise hilata tha ahu ye bhi batao ki mere landbki size. ‘That was so cool!’ The pretty blonde said as her voice revealed a soft, Southern accent. ‘Someone has needed to put Davey in his place for a long time. Please, let me buy you and your girlfriends another round?’ ‘No need, I can pay …’ I protested, severely smitten and lost somewhere between her baby blues and lilting voice. ‘We’re not his girlfriends,’ Angela smiled. ‘We’re girls and his friends, yes, but she is my girlfriend and I’m hers and …’ she paused for effect ‘… he is totally single!’.