Somehow, we didn't relate the idea that we couldn't get married as brother and sister to the foreign idea of incest. All we knew was that by cooperati...ng with each other, we had the most convenient access to the greatest physical delights known to humankind.It was a gradual realization that I wanted to spend as much time with Sandra as possible without generating any suspicions. It didn't even have to be a sexual liaison. We had become more familiar with each other's body than had been the case. .. "AAAAAEIIIIIFUUUCK!!" screamed Kelsey, launching herself straight up into the air.Sitting back with a smug look, Amanda was conspicuously rolling a can of Bactine between her fingers."Kelsey, climb down from there! You're making a spectacle of yourself!" I said.Kelsey was hanging from a light fixture, panting heavily while staring down with murderously loving eyes at Amanda.Dangling that way, she looked like a really sexy spider monkey ... with a bleeding ass.While teasingly waving the can. Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary’s legs. He says “have you changed sex?” Mary says “no, I have changed my mind, I am having a shit!”So Happy I’ve finally “Tied the Knot”...I Just need to Kick the Chair she’s standing on and then I’m a Free Man... !I was walking down the street and I saw these two blokes wearing matching outfits, right down to the same belts. I yelled out, “hey Dickheads, do you know you’re wearing the exact same. There was a click that very moment our eyes met, a kind of instant attraction, nah, it was more lust than anything else. I was expecting to be introduced to Graham's wife, but it turned out that he was the only one of the cousins that wasn't married, ''A bit of a rogue that one'', was Richie's comment and that had me interested from the off. It was hard to believe that Richie and Graham were from the same stock.Later on the Friday night other family members turned up and we gathered in the.