Sophie was brimming with excitement and looking forward to trying my piss. We were already sufficiently lubricated by alcohol and I was well primed wi...th beer. It had me starting to think, ’Why wait?’“Since you can’t wait to drink my piss, I’d like to recommend you try a bold pairing with your ceviche.”“Right here at the table? How are you going to do that?” Sophie said with a chuckle.“Maybe I could take your glass to the washroom and give you a little top up?” I suggested.“Not a bad idea. But. "How come I never heard of this so-called agreement?" demanded June indignantly."Because that is what the word 'unspoken' means, Dear," I quickly responded. "If we had discussed it, I would have said that you and I had a verbal agreement, and if we had it notarized and signed, it would have been a written agreement. Ours was unspoken." Well, it would have been nice if I had known that," bitched June. "I worked awfully hard to keep you from finding out about Bob. I think all our agreements. As we saw them top the ridge they suddenly all were thrown from their horses. Then the horses bolted and ran along the ridge heading away from all of us.After getting into a position just north of the incoming riders Two-Feather saw them being thrown and a few less fortunate ones being dragged by the stirrup they were caught in as the horses ran to the south. Two-Feather called on the radio to ask what we had done. I told him we had nothing to do with what was going on and asked if he could. "Well Iam sorry everyone I don't have a diaper bag with any pull-ups. I clearlywill have to start carrying a diaper bag when I take baby Miley out ofthe house." Oh god, I want to disappear into the floor so no one can seeme, and grandmother is saying she is going to have to have a diaper bagfor me now."So we will have to take a rain check on going to the dance studioAlice." I don't think I have ever been more embarrassed in my whole life.It is bad enough I am wearing a girl's dress and am.