" She was whimpering softly and I let go of her breasts."I guess we should make up some food, don't you think?" Emily nodded and went for her top."No,... no, you're so cute like that, and I have an idea." I dug through the drawer and pulled out a pair of wooden clothespins. "Let's try these out." I closed the first wooden pin so the long side was against her chest. Emily let out a little cry as the first pin's spring closed on her nipple. Then I did the next and stood back."That is so fucking cute. Q: How are a blonde’s breasts and a pad alike?A: Neither are recommended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t?A: Her navel.Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?A: You’re my breast friend.Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?A: To make suckers out of men!Q: What do call the moisture on Dolly. “Lesbian sex is fingering and oral, isn’t it?”“Yeah. And toys.”“You let me use toys on you, don’t you?”“Yes.”“Would you use toys on me?”“Yes.”Not that I wanted her to.“So using toys isn’t incest, is it?”“No.”“Would you use toys on Mom?”“Yes.”“Would you let Mom use toys on you?”“Yes.”“Fingering, oral, toys - you’d do it all with Mom?”“Yes.”“So you’d have sex with Mom, wouldn’t you?”There was a pause. I always got uncomfortable when there was a long pause. I’d already fried one person’s mind; I. She had an hourglass figure.She would wear different designer nighties at home mostly tight fitting clothes. Sometimes she would wear saree while going out. She always maintained neatly shaped long nails coated with nail polish. Her juicy lips used to be covered with lipstick, bindi on forehead, deep coat of eyeliner used to complete her looks.Her stylish walk, attitude and the way she maintained herself, fit hot, sexy. She made every man have a look at her for the 2nd time. By evening 5.30 our.