"What a tragedy! Two extra free days in the sack with Roland, at Turtle Bay Resort... Tough duty!" Two weddings in three months -- less than three mon...ths! We're busy people!" I said."When you're a pro golfer, you gotta do everything important in your life in the off-season," Kim said. "Listen, Will. Tess is going to be my Maid of Honor, just like I was, for her. If you'd like to bring the girls -- your sisters -- out to Hawaii for the wedding, they could be my bridesmaids. You think they'd like. ... hahaha!!!! got you there!!!all your base are belong to us lol!!!! get rick rolled you fucken btard!!! rick do a fuckin bareel roll with over 900 lazers in space and monkey cheese faggots!!!!!!!!!\then i met this bitch and started fucking her by fucking her i mean fucking her like fucking her really hard so hard she could not imagine anyone ever fucking her again after i fuckedre her and pumped her full of my protein semen and told her to swallow it and suckit and lick it and i shit in her. He didn't have much time because he had to be at a job site about 40 miles away in the morning. Bill had hotel reservations and he wanted some time to unwind at a local massage parlor this evening. It is so hard arguing with females, in more ways than one.My name is Bill and I have done pretty well in life. I'm not super rich, but my early life as a poor white migrant fruit picker is long gone. I always travel first class, stay in the best hotels, and completely enjoy using my money to take. It's only a matter of seconds before I'm thinking about the hot sex we had earlier today and how ceaselessly I want you. My appetite for having sex with you is bottomless. Same for you. We want each other constantly. And we have each other as often as we can. Oh, so now I'm lying here thinking about fucking you. I'm thinking about how it feels when it's your touch on my nipples. When it's your touch between my legs. On my legs. I think about this morning, about how you woke me up. I think about.
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