I tried to remember if I had noticed any other menwander past me toward the restroom and how long theymight have been “indisposed.” Unfort...unately, I didn’thave much luck piecing it all together. I’d had so muchto drink myself; I couldn’t really recall the timelineor the sequence of events with any degree of certainty.The next morning Trish woke up with a nasty hangover. Ibrought her an aspirin and a glass of water, and thenasked her if she could remember anything. "Mrs. Schmidt did not take kindly to being called worthless by her husband. "Well, at least I'm not screwing a bunch of diseased wetbacks and coffee shop whores like you two." Of course not, 'cause you're too busy banging those god-damned fag tennis instructors instead!"Jason's mother went white, the blood draining from her face. It was obvious her husband knew more about her life than she had realized. She gave him a hostile, frightened look, then, not knowing what else to do, picked up a pot. Suddenly the man standing on the platform spoke into the microphone,"Greetings my Muslim brothers. I know there are many of you from many different nations, so I am speaking English because I believe you will understand me better speaking English than any other language."Many of the men nodded their heads in agreement."Brothers, you have been given a great opportunity, an opportunity to help create a whole new nation, and, in fact, a whole new race. As you have probably heard, Europe is no. The idea being that if the worst happens, then neither of our two families would lose both parents.]Being left at home while half the parents went to see Ava and the rest of the kids were studying, I did something fairly unusual: I went to my upstairs study. I did some reading about Noumea. It's the capital of New Caledonia, and although you'd think you wouldn't want to stay in a capital city when you wanted a relaxing seaside vacation, that's where the vast majority of the tourists in New.
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