At the house, we introduced Bua Gal, the housekeeper / cook. She had lunch ready for us, and we all sat at the table to eat. I made sure that the food... wasn't too spicy before Starling was served, as I didn't believe he was used to hot Thai food yet. He and Noon had been in the third tuk tuk. They hadn't sat too close together, and Noon wasn't well versed in English, but both were young people, and seemed to be getting along quite well. Noon helped him with his lunch, and they seemed to smile at. Lights flickered, the music pounded and eventually the outline of three large athletic men started to form, as the light slowly grew it became clear that it was 3 black men, only wearing a skirt or kilt that hanged to their knees. The men were dancing to the music in a tribal fashion and as the room got lighter it became clear that they were not wearing anything under their kilts and were very well endowed. The atmosphere had changed; the women of the audience were screaming more and laughing. " Glad to meet you, Al. You already probably saved my life by suggesting the beer."She scanned me, taking in the jacket, white shirt, trousers, and the hat perched on my head, and asked, "Tell me, Al, what is a man doing in a lesbian bar?" Tina, you should not judge a book by its cover. Here, let me," I said, taking her hand and placing it over my chest.Surprised, she permitted the move and gasped when she realized what was under my shirt. "You're a woman?" she said, blushing."100% woman," I. Morty said, “Linda if there is a man you have sex with, I can pay both of you a lot more money if you will let me take 16mm movies of you having sex. You would have to let him eat your pussy, suck his cock, and then let him fuck you in several positions. You would need to let him shoot off in your pussy and then pull out and show the camera how your pussy was all full of his spunk.”“I have a regular lover, but it would send him to jail if he got caught. Can we wear masks, so no one can.