The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall ... The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by ...the wall?” The clerk says, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.”“You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”“Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s afraid to cough!”What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?Hold onto your nuts, this ain’t no. We don’t know each other, and we din share any photos. So it was our game to find each other.As it being Sunday there was heavy rush and there was some new movie release. She messaged me that she reached. I started searching for her at food court and all. I saw a woman looking at aquarium and playing with fishes. I went from behind and said caught u. She turned back and I was surprised seeing her, she is white in complexion and 5′ 5″ inches. She wore jeans and top. She was looking much younger. ” “What in the hell is going on?” I again demanded. “First last night, and now this? Please explain … now.” So Anna did. * Anna began the story by explaining how she had quit her job several months ago to accept a new position. She decided to take a couple of months off between jobs, and knowing that Rosie was home most days, Anna invited my wife over for coffee. They hit it off and began seeing each other most days, sometimes for coffee in the morning or drinks during the afternoon. As their. Rebecca was lying there sleeping with a sweet smile on her face. I was shocked at what I saw. Rebecca was certainly an adorable, cute girl but she always seemed to be shy and quiet. Never in my dirtiest dreams could I ever think that Rebecca was being such a whore.Rebecca had light brown hair. I had never seen her naked before, but I could tell that even when she was dressed, she had a nice firm body and especially pretty tits. I was right; they were perfectly round and looked like 2 ripe.
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