Problem is, there's really only one way to 'prepare' someone for that..." By fucking him, you mean?" I was smiling now ... not accusing ... The truth ...is, I could understand Jen wanting to fuck him. He was good looking, and a virgin, and I think girls get off on being a guy's first. And she would definitely be a good teacher. She really did care about people. This kid could do a lot worse, and if she wanted to go that far with him, I'd let her."Would you be OK with that, if I did?" she asked. I. With a little more practice he was sure he would stand a chance at some point, but today was too early for that. He did score some nice points and felt proud when Louise complimented him, but he couldn’t win more than four games and lost 6-4. Rob walked up to the net, shook his hand and said that today’s youth was not very impressive. The remark made Alex want to hit the man over the head with his racket. Louise calmed him down though by saying that he had played much better at the end of the. Their folks had to bring them something to wear home. It was... awkward.”“I’ll bet it was,” mom said with that “mom’s mad!” look on her face. “Almost as awkward as finding out that my son is on life support.”“What?” I exclaimed.“Halloween was two weeks ago,” a male voice said from behind my parents. It was another doctor. “You were clinically dead when they brought you in here,” he said. “We knew it was extreme alcohol poisoning so we put you in a hypothermic state until we could get the. "Yeah. Mom's gonna have such a cow." You know, I've always wondered," he said. "When people say, 'have a cow, ' do they mean it in the same way as 'have a baby?' 'cause the saying actually makes sense that way. I mean, I wouldn't want to give birth to a cow."I laughed—everything was funny to me right then—but I think he was dead serious. Which really just tells you about Brandon, doesn't it.Red Plains is rich-person country. People don't have houses there, they have estates, and Brandon's was.