I had my jacket off, my jeans to the floor, my belt removed, now my sweeter and t-shirt removed, so naked from below my knees to the tip of my skull. ...Curly chest for him to play with and his hot fore-skinned prick deep in my mouth. Me sucking and working that stiffening cheesy, heady dick, licking up and down, now playing with his hairy balls, licking and slurping and he, pumping wildly. Now I stand. Allowing the glistening red tipped dick shine. His beautifully shaped wet shiny dick head,. . yes, Missus P.”“You know your father worries about you, right? He’s asked us - Dave and I - to take care of you. Not like parents, but an actual home.” Really? I had /no/ idea!“I knew he worried ... but ... just ... wow.”“C’mere,” Mom raised her arm, offering the place next to them on the loveseat.Debbie approached my parents as if dazed, like she couldn’t believe this was happening, all her dreams about to be realized - honestly I was having a hard time believing this was my mother. Mom held. Jeopardizing the lives of innocent people was not an option. She had to escape—she had no other choice. Careful to be as quiet possible, Maggie eased the kitchen door open, then she removed her shoes and tiptoed her way into the backdoor. She didn’t look back to see if someone had spotted her leaving the premises. Once she was free she ran out of the stifling house and into the night. **** The woods were very dark. Straining her eyes, Maggie picked her way between the trees and bushes, fast and. ”This bunch is compliments of Allan A man goes to the clinic and makes an appointment with an ophthalmologist and an urologist. The nurse asked, “Why do you need them both?” He replied, “Either I’ve gone color-blind, or my piss has turned blue”.This guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor ... I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA”. “That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?” says the.