A cloaked figure hovers behind you. You jump out your chair in shock, and trip over your loosened pants, falling cock-first on to the floor. The pain ...is immense, and you yelp uncontrollably.'OH, LET ME FIX THAT,' the ghostly figure says, and moves his gloved hand like he is doing magic. The pain is instantly removed, so you stand up quickly and pull your pants on again.'What the fuck is this? Who are you?' you ask, angry now.'NO THANK YOU? ALRIGHT. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW, I'VE COME TO OFFER YOU A. I admitted it. I guess everyone knew it.That's why I was so surprised when I realized how incredibly calm I was. When Moms and Dad went to bed, I sat up in Dad's chair with the TV on and got involved in a silly old romantic comedy with Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant. I realized with a start that it was almost midnight and I hadn't even checked on my sleeping bag. I thought that it must be down in Bloomington. I went into the bedroom to see if I could find something and neatly folded at the foot. Well, one day, after working out, as fate would have it, I got stuck. It was raining. Not ordinary stuff either. Hail. Thunder. Wind. I stayed indoors, as I hadn’t brought my umbrella and always walked home. Well, there was I waiting outside the gym, on the steps, under the roof, when I saw him come out the gym and sort of stall on seeing the bad weather. And then he turned to see who was standing out there. I guess he hadn’t anticipated it would be me. So there was another awkward stalled. Formal hi hello hui n then fir hum sab kaam mai lag gaye next day shaadi ka din aa gya usdin maine Priya ko sirf ek baar dekha, then as usual very busy mujhe ustime nahi pta tha k she also likes me, voh baad mai pta lga shaadi ki dopaher ko mera cell nahi mil raha tha n then call krne par dekha k Priya k paas tha usne Sorry kaha aur kaha k just ek call krne k liye liya tha maine bhi It’s ok bol diya then shaadi ki sab rasme khatam ho gayi n sab relatives dhere-2 chale gaye.fir as usual kaam mai.