Now, you just sit there and enjoy my little strip tease." Yes ma'am," Fred said with a broad grin as he gripped the armrests of the chair.As Fred watc...hed Daphne started by pulling her scarf free and setting it down on a nearby table. Next she removed her hair band, shaking her red hair free as she tossed the band on top of her scarf. Rolling her hips suggestibly Daphne reached for the zipper of her dress and then let the fabric slide down her body until she stepped out of the purple puddle on. Felt sorry for the old geezer, did she? She gave me some relief, a "bee-jay," she called it. Felt all right at first, but mostly it just tickled. I patted her on top of the head as she was working hard at it. Nice girl. Meant well. But I don't think I'll ask for an encore.I remember the first time I took a woman in the back passage. That has more class, somehow, than "fucked her in the ass," as the kids say nowadays. Nothing against realism and honesty in language, but somehow earthiness loses. “Come ON love,” she interrupted my reverie, “shift your arse! I have SO much to do! I need the kitchen to myself to get this pie made and in the oven.” I could hear that naughty giggle in her tone as I spun around, hands dripping and walked towards her, like Frankenstein’s monster, arms held in front of me, straight-legged gait and all, my penis was already tenting my trousers. “I know what I want for my birthday... Brainssssss!” She laughed and put out her floury hands in faux horror,. This story is about my girlfriend. I met this girl when I was a 7th grader and have been good friends with her for a while. I started dating this girl in the beginning of the school year and still am. The story that I am about to tell is about something that went down not to long ago.I was sitting in my room playing XBOX on a rainy Saturday talking to my bros about what I was planning on doing tonight. What i told them i was going to do was the plan that i had, but what actually happened.