Most mornings in the school week we stop at a local fast food place for breakfast biscuits, orange juice, and flavored coffee. This morning was one of... those mornings. Strangely I had not seen or heard a peep from either of my sisters yet. Usually they were down already to see Mom and Dad off. Today they seemed to be waiting deliberately for Mom and Dad to leave before making their appearances. I was just about to go up and get them when I heard footsteps in the upstairs hallway and on the. “Pathetic, right?”Nancy held his hand. “I think it’s adorable. Think of all the time you saved getting to know each other! What about, well, you know ... when did you two first...?”Dave rolled his eyes. “God, it was our wedding night, for both of us. Don’t get me wrong, we had done a lot of necking and what not before, but she wanted to wait. I mean, I wanted to, believe me, I wanted to, and Emily said she wanted to, but she said to wait, so we waited. It was like the blind leading the. The boys were keeping a couple of girls for their pleasure. You need some of those dogs that find bodies. I know they got rid of people fairly often.”Mel came back and said that she was going to wash her mouth out with something.The Supervisor asked me, “What is this woman to you, and why is she here?”“You might remember from a couple years ago when a woman was killed when a tractor-trailer went across the highway and hit about five cars. Darla was my wife. My daughter and her husband crashed a. “I’m sorry auntie I will be a better girl in the future.”Aunt Jessica slammed her fist down on the top of the desk with her computer and printer to show her displeasure.“I’m afraid sorry isn’t good enough Marti. Naughty girls who fail to demonstrate through their sensible behavior must be corrected young lady!”“Okay, what are you suggesting auntie?”“I am suggesting that young ladies who show their ass in public and forgo using good judgment, merit, no strike that deserves a major.