A pleasant warm breeze of sweat, semen and Lysol wafted into my face as I entered. I purposefully strode to the handsome clerk in the stained wife-bea...ter, and presented a crisp $10 bill to gain admittance through the ‘Curtain of Forbidden Pleasure’ behind him.The man courteously stopped scratching his genitals, and informed me that tonight was ‘Ladies Night’, and I could enter the promised land free-of-charge! And, fearing I had not yet grasped the full scope of this bonanza, he went on to tell. My friend then followed my lead. After about 30 seconds of furious masturbation, I asked my friend if his dick was as hard as mine. He just said, "I dunno," so I reached over and grabbed his dick. I said, "Hmm...I think mine is harder." He then reached over and grabbed my dick. He agreed and also said, "I think yours is thicker. I can't get my hand all the way around it." Sure enough, he had a bit of a pencil dick; its long thinness felt good in my hand, so I started moving my hand slowly up. Three of the creatures immediately turned toward me. The fourth snakebat, which had latched on to the merchant's ankle after breathing its numbing breath, leapt back into the air upon hearing its brethren hiss.Bloody hell, there's no way to protect against numbing breath in the game, I realized. I'd have to hit the monsters for my Sword of Miracles to heal me, walk for my armor to work, or raise my shield for that to have any effect. None of which I could do if I were paralyzed.Just like in. " Patrick, we've got to be quiet now." 'Kay."There were some chairs near the door, so I sat down with Patrick on my lap. But our presence hadn't gone unnoticed and at the first break Sue said "Gordy?" Yes ... and Patrick." Hi, Patrick." Hi, Sue." Have you heard, Gordy?" No. Nothing. As I told you, we were having guests for dinner..." Patrick interrupted."Ag'tha and 'Gus." Right. Now try to be quiet. And then we washed up and came here." Well, come up, we'll put a mike on you, and I'll do my.