Humare hotel mein ye dono cheeze thi to mein fresh hokar bhabhi ke room mein gaya to bhabhi top or track pant mein thi or kuch jyada khaash nhi lag rh...i thi or mein tshirt or shorts mein tha. hum jaise hi gym room mein pohche to dekha ki koi lady camitee mein koi tight top mein or niche kisne shorts or kisne cappry pehni hui thi to phir wo log bhabhi ko dekh kar thode haash rhe the to bhabhi ka kood nikal gaya swimming karne ka or bhabhi ne kaha ki chalo swimming karne chalte hai or hum dono. He was interesting to chat to; although naturally worried by the future closure of all the local gas works once the pipelines to bring the gas over from the East Coast of England were completed, he thought it would be much cleaner and safer all round. He also welcomed the investment in the local distribution network; he said that some of the trace substances in the sulphurous town gas were really quite corrosive, and that a lot of the Victorian and Edwardian gas pipes desperately needed. "She then seemed to break down and tell me the truth. "I don't er-- masturbate to this stuff, I just like watching it, it turns m-me on" she stuttered not thinking I knew these sexual terms, "and I can't watch them at home in my parents house!"I guessed the address on her drivers license was her parents house, and she apparently thought I knew that for a fact, which it was her parents home."Please" she started "don't tell my parents. You know where they are, but please don't."Staring at her. I was frightened, and I couldn't help but spill the beans. I told him everything. I could tell that he didn't quite believe me, but he was amused by my story. So we waited together for Charlie to arrive."***When the doorbell finally rang, Rocco answered the door with a smile on his lips. Charlie's face fell when he saw it was Rocco. "Come in, Come in!" he said, ushering Charlie inside with obvious pleasure. "Now what might your name be, sir?"Charlie looked from Rocco's patronizing face to mine,.