Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?A: You’re my breast friend.Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?A: Her boobs were too big for B shel...ls.Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?A: To make suckers out of men!Q: What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton’s chest?A: Mountain DEWQ: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?A: Her snatch.Q: What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common?A: If you take away the legs and the breast you’re left with a. Her finger flicked the fleshy buds back and forth, toying with the gold rods that skewered through their centres."Do they still hurt?" They stung for the first day but they're absolutely fine now," Joanna admitted. "It does feel strange when I touch them, but they look so sexy. I can't wait to have my clit done." You are getting adventurous," Angela admitted."It's like being on honeymoon again. George is so attentive." To both of us." I loved it when he fucked us both in the bum and then you. (sue) That is an interesting comment to hear, DS. Often, here at Fictionmania, when one comments on a story, the commentator may wonder if the comments will be useful to the author. Thanks for the feedback.(*Wendy-J) Sue they are always wanted appreciated and needed!(Darkside) sue, any comments are useful. I'm very bad at giving them myself, but I do try.(Anne) I disagree about the feedback, it is so sparse that any comment is magnified out of proportion! Pro and specially con.(*Wendy-J) You. “I’m on the Pill, Daddy.”“For how long?”We were really going to get into it. “Since late last fall, right after Thanksgiving, I guess.”“Is that when you became ... sexually active?” asked Mom.“Uh, sort of.”“Sort of? Was that with that Bill fellow?” asked Daddy.“Yes,” I admitted.“Honey, we really don’t want to drag this out a sentence at a time. Maybe you could tell us just what you have been doing, and then after brunch we can answer your questions,” said Mom.I nodded and collected my thoughts..