"I'm sorry honey," said Jan pulling over and turning around looking atthem. "I feel terrible." That sucks mom," Johnny piped in."I have something to c...hange out of this, right?" Peyton smirked. "Maybewe can play your video games again?" Mom." Johnny folded his arms, getting really annoyed as Peyton wasenjoying Johnny's little tantrum."You know I do for later Peyton, but you won't need to change rightnow," said Jan making a u-turn. "I'm got everything in the trunk, so achange in plans. We're. The fact that she was left just as hot and bothered never seemed to occur to anyone so one day Shelly had a little meeting in the company lunch room with the six guys she had been dating and she had laid it all out for them."I'm married and you all know it. The fact that I prefer not to stay home and stare at the walls and so I date does not change the fact that I'm married. I've told each and every one of you before I went out with you that nothing was going to happen so you have no bitch. She watches me in the mirror as she reapplies her lipstick and fixes her bra. “ I promise to bite you if you come in,” she says. “ I'm not sure if that's an invitation or a threat.” “ Depends on if you want to be bit.” “ The question is where.” She scowls. “I would never damage anything so valuable.” I join her inside and lock the door. Luckily, I'm the kind of guy who always carries a spare condom in his pocket. She smiles. “This bathroom is now officially occupied. Now, if only I could join. The Beech tree insisted that the sapling was a Son of a Birch, while the Birch tree said it was a Son of a Beech. On the argument went.During one day while the argument raged, flew a woodpecker. The princes, came upon an idea.“Mr. Woodpecker, you are familiar with wood are you not.”“Why yes. You could say I’m somewhat of an expert. I’ve perched upon gnarly oaks, shaded under weeping willows, and even sampled the sap of the sweet maples. What can I do for you gentlemen?”“Would you care to settle.
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