I told him that our 30th anniversary was coming up in a couple of weeks and that I wanted to give Sue a gift she would never forget.We proceeded to pl...an for the next couple of weeks, and finally the appointed night came. I had taken Sue out to eat for our anniversary, and given her a pair of earrings so she would at least have a gift to open. We arrived home around 8:00. I had given Jason a key so he would be there waiting for us. We no more than walked in the door and Jason appeared with a. .i was chilling watching the football when my phone went off a picture of the girls in school uniforms and big plastic cocks and drinks in hand with straws with cocks on and them sucking them, she said having fun, i text back good loving the pics. later on again another pic came through this time with lads around them and them getting kisses and hugs off them, i text back that they were to young for her she would eat them alive. Sarah must have been drunk she replied she would love them to eat. No plan survives first contact with the enemy.??Wasn't the point of this to make the whole thing easier? I mean-? Alanstopped typing and stared at the ceiling, ?- this isn't easy to admit.Or do.??Sure. But Mr. Self Aware, you forget that realizing a problem isdifferent from fixing one. You've got a fantasy, you want to act on it,but you just can't take that final step. You're the one that wants toself-actualize and have a super awesome fun time. So go and do it.??You get off on it. The others (including Debbie) were all at various stages of impaling themselves onto their bottles, of the bottles falling out. Everyone was laughing.This went on for a good 5 minutes before Sarah and Debbie managed to get their bottles over the line. Jake finally announced that I had won and that there was going to be another go at it, but that I was going to have a handicap. Jake went into the cottage and came back with a bottle of cheap champagne. He said that we wanted a full bottle of wine.