"What the hell?" Do you like my new look?"I stood up to get a better view. "Black leather skin tight pants,biker boots, black jacket, and what is tha...t thing you're wearing ontop?"A leather corset." Does Mom know you own those clothes?" I was still struggling toreconcile my mind to the fact that my kid sister was this petite,hot, blonde Goth girl."Of course not." She spun around, "What do you think? Can I passfor twenty-one?" How would I know? Wait, are you going to a bar or something?" I. "Just a little weak at themoment." That's OK, let me help you take your refreshments back to your family." No, no really I'll be alright." Nonsense I must help a young lady in distress. Where are your family ?"At this moment Susan arrived as she had seen me nearly faint from acrossthe room. "Are you alright?" Then she saw who I was talking to. "Oh helloJim fancy seeing you here." Her face showed how worried she was for me."Hello Susan, do you know this young lady ? Funny that your brother has. Enough said. In my depression, after watching endless romantic films and eating my weight in ice cream, I had the insane idea that internet dating sites would be the answer. I set up my account, enclosing cute pictures of my slim 5'6 frame, making sure to hint at my ample DD breasts and my long brown hair. My pretty features helped gain a lot of male interest, but at 24 I was put off by most balding middle aged applicants. A few weeks later and I still hadn't noticed anyone special. Until. I hope you didn't feel threatened by my actions."Allie couldn't help but smile at Adam. She loved the way he sometimes hoisted her around like a rag doll. It reminded her of the better parts of her life when her father would hold her hands and let her climb up his legs and chest to his shoulders – climbing Daddy Mountain was what she called it. Allie's father was shorter than Adam by half a foot. She laughed aloud when she thought she could probably climb Adam Mountain even though she was an.