“And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?”“I can’t piss out of it.” he replied.The waiting room erupted in laughter...A new sign in the Bank Lo...bby reads:Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.After months of careful research, “MALE & FEMALE” procedures have been developed. Please follow. Next to her, at the wheel, was a head of brilliant red hair, who could only be one person in the world.“I dunno,” said the red-headed driver. “Pinch his nose.”“His nose?” the brown-haired girl actually wrinkled her own nose at the thought, but when the driver of the plush town car merely nodded, she shrugged and squeezed my nose. It took about five seconds for me to react with a violent snort as airflow was interrupted. The girl quickly drew her hand back.“Yep. Still with us,” she said.“Good,”. ”“Let’s not forget your choices brought us together,” she said kissing Chad on the nose before scurrying up the stairs.“No, I am pretty sure I have Karena to thank for that. Oh, speaking of Karena, I’d like to have her and Gemma over next weekend, if that’s okay with you,” he said, following behind her. “God, you have an amazing ass!”“That was quite a segue!” Reina giggled. “I hope that spanking my amazing ass is on the menu tonight!”The moment they were inside the door of their decadent. Skyype is a beautiful lounge with fancy flashy lights, music with a beautiful view of the city, and an environment for fun. I walked to the round table where Shyam and Ananya were sitting. We introduced ourselves and gave cursory hugs before sitting.I took a seat between Ananya and Shyam. I started to talk in Hindi since both were from north India. I was awestruck with Ananya’s Kannada. She was fluent. We started to converse in Kannada. I was quite uncomfortable when Shyam looked at me whenever.
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