Sorry about all the numbers but being an accountant I’m a numbers man.When my pathetic phallus is erect it easily fits inside a toilet roll tube. Be...ar in mind that only 0.1% (that’s 1 in 1000) of Caucasian men have small cocks, defined as between three and half to four and half inches long when fully erect. So I have given you a few of my vital statistics, let me tell you about my wife.She is 5 foot 9 inches tall, has a blonde bob haircut, a full athletic figure and her crowning glory are her. It was a k** our age and he had a little more hair then me but his cock was fairly thick. Rayburn said I wonder how big his cock gets when he gets hard. I didn't say anything and thern he said how big is your cock when its hard. I said I didn't know cause i never measured it. He said his gets to just a bit under 7 inches hard. I wondered how big that was and then he said ya wanna measure yours. I said how are we gonna do that? he said you get it hard by looking at these magazines and then we. .. of course he’s having sex,” Mom said.“So...” started Grace, “When I’m 18, I can have sex?”From the radio ham shack in the basement, boomed Daddy. “No, Grace. You can have sex when you’re forty ... or married.”“Yeah, Grace,” my older brother, Charles spouted, “Forty or married. Lots of luck on the married part.” He chuckled over his swift repartee. Charles is a comedian in his own mind.Charles ... mister three hundred pounds and every bit of it fat, wouldn’t get married until he was thirty. " David smiled.He dealt the cards, and won the hand. Allison's eyes glittered, and she took David's hand, intent on leading him to the bedroom."No need for going in there, I already took it." David replied. Have a look.Allison thought he was joking. "You don't want this?" she purred, took his hand, and touched it to her pussy.Except, she had no pussy! Her crotch was bare! "What the fuck!" she screamed."I won the bet and have your pussy," David replied calmly. "Did you need it?" Hell yeah!" she.