”“This isn’t the States, smart-ass.”I swat her on the ass and say, “If you want enough energy for our date tomorrow, you best get to bed.”...She gives me one last quick kiss and heads to her room. I take a shower, after which I leave an envelope for Kim, taped to my door. Kim is the one that is supposed to wake me in the morning.In the envelope is a letter:KimI have planned the perfect date for each of your sisters, but know you don’t put much stock in such things. Still, I don’t want to take you. I went back to my studies, shocked by this new information. He was absolutely handsome. How did he manage to go this long through college without a single girl hitting on him? I supposed he’d been so focused on school that he’d never even stepped foot in a club, but there was bound to be a girl that wanted to kiss him in one of his classes. Unless…“Would you like to experience what it’s like to mess around with a girl?” I blurted.He was startled. “Uh, who? ...You?”“Yes, me. Or if you don’t want. " I carried the poster a few feet into the den, put itdown on the desk, filled out the order blank and began writing thecheck. Suddenly I felt a draft and I glanced over to the door and with afeeling of horror, I saw that it had apparently blown wide open andthe little girl could see me sitting there naked. Then I didn't knowwhat to do, jump up and run over and shut the door or what. She didn'tlook very surprised or shocked so I decided to act natural and pretendnothing was wrong. I didn't. . and then revealing that I fuck my dog. The Vagasil people might not worry so much, but Trojan? They don't even make condoms for dogs, do they?Prinia might like it though. "It must be the puppy chow!" Heh! Imagine that ad campaign!They stripped what's her name of her Miss America title fifty years ago just because she showed her tits in some Playboy magazine, like half the people in the world haven't seen those before! And the other half is trying to! Anyway, if they'd yanked her title, and.