He laughed, then scooped me up as if I were Scarlet O’Hara and carried me off to the bedroom. I just buried my face in his shoulder, my arms still a...round his neck where he’d put them. I felt really weird, very drunk, and yet amazingly aware of what was happening to me. And God, I was turned on! ‘I was only wearing a tee-shirt and shorts, and as soon as he put me back down, still shaky on my feet with my arms around his neck, he grabbed the lower part of my shirt, and in one easy movement I was. I admit that I hadn't been much help around the house but I was just rousing from my drunken stupor and wasn't really thinking straight."If you want a maid then hire a bloody maid!" Like we could afford it!" Alright then! If you want me to be your maid get me a bloody uniform!" I snapped, storming off out of the house and out to the nearest bar.By the time I got home I was even worse for wear. Seeing the house in darkness I figured that Lynn had gone to bed. I saw that she'd tidied up, Hoovered. Mary/Fran brought us some secret weapons the Russians had been working on before connection. They were hand-held high-powered lasers.Mary/Fran also gave Tiger, Cynthia and me a new firewall. We were now effectively controllers like mom, dad, Nancy and Jane. She also handed us an aerosol can. I recognized it immediately as one of the WE infestation aerosols.Then we all knew that the WE had suspected another life form had sent the asteroids at the Earth. Mary/Fran brought the aerosol so we might. Come to the bedroom, I'll show you how dirty I am. I kicked of my yoga pants and left my open sweater on.How’s this for a dirt girl? I picked up my butt plug sucked on it for a minute, lube it and my ass. I bent over giving John a view of me inserting the plug in my ass.In about five minutes I'm going to fuck your ass Kristy.Lay down I told John. I pushed his legs back sucked on his balls and licked his ass. He really almost instantly sprang to life when I inserted my finger in his bung.