As Stacy was opening presents, I was watching her, waiting for the perfect time to propose. ‘Stacy,’ I said. I had put the ring inside her stockin...g. I made sure she didn’t see me doing this, so it had to be perfect. ‘You missed a present.’ ‘Where?’ she asked. I chuckled. She reminded me of myself, when I was five on Christmas Day, opening presents and eager for more. ‘It’s in your stocking.’ I said. ‘Moment of truth.’ I thought. She went rummaging through her stocking, until she saw something. Michelle arrived as promised and I was really taken aback. She was about 18 or 19 years old, with blonde hair and a pretty pixie-like face. Her pregnant stomach clearly visible. We sat in the lounge and chatted. She told me that her boyfriend was a real "wham bam thank you mam" type and since she had fallen pregnant he would not come near her. She had decided that it was less risky to find a complete stranger as her boyfriend was the possessive type.She stood up in front of me; she started. "What?" I said, looking at the sky."What's that, GreatSpirit?" I paused. "Okay, I'll check."The whole crowd got a lot quieter, and I could hear people talking softly about me chatting with the GreatSpirit. I dragged my kit bag over and lo and behold ... white flour mating powder was inside. I wandered through the crowd and picked a few women out. Then I grabbed FireHeaded and sat him down on a bench and blew the powder into his face. I held the magic flashing light up over his head, and. "Thanks, Dad, I was worried I wouldn't be able to go with you guys today. Now no one can tell me what to do, 'cause like you said, I have the full protection of your country plus my own. Ok, let me get dressed and I'm ready to go." Slow down, young lady, we still have a few hours before we have to worry about that. I need to bring you all up to date on what's happened since we went to bed last night. I'm sure this is news you will all want to hear."I sat and did just that, and when I was.