’ She turned to tell the guy where he could shove it, and got a surprise, and almost hit herself because she knew that she should have expected some...thing like this. He stood there wearing a tuxedo, something he swore he would never wear again, and in his right hand was a bouquet of orchids. ‘You bastard!’ she said with a smile playing on the edge of her lips, a part of her didn’t like the fact that he went about it all secretively, but at the same time, it was sweet. He placed the orchids on. “It’s so big!” Harper whispered.“No, it’s not,” I said. I think it was an automatic response. I’d have said the same thing if she’d said it was “so small”. Anything other than, “Well, thank goodness, that looks completely normal!” would have gotten that response.“Yes, it is,” sighed her mother, whose tone of voice made it clear she was agreeing with Harper, rather than arguing with me. I could see her nipples poking through her shirt now too, and it was apparent she’d gone sans bra that day.So. ‘Beloved, upon this river of wine, launch our boat-shaped cup, and into this river throw those weeping with envy, too. Winebringer, throw a cask of wine into my boat, for without that-for forty days and nights on the open sea- I will die of thirst. I am lost in this city and can no longer find the winehouse door. Please help me to find that street again where love resides. Bring me a cup of wine that is dark red and smells like musk. Don’t bring me the expensive brand that tastes like money and. I watched a youtube video which was instruction on how to give a woman an orgasm by stroking the G spot. I'd love to try it but she who must be obeyed doesn't want to try."Julie said "I would try it. Fancy using me as a guinea pig." Me "Do I what."Well long story short we decided to go for it. So we booked a room and met. I had told her to watch the video before we arranged to book a room so she would know what to expect.We got the room and brought a rubber sheet so we wouldn't be hit for.