Just as Harry was about to part his mother's bush and Walter was about to plug his daughter's ass with their rampant, raging rods, John, the 52 years ...old father of Carol, walks into the room. "That's no way to fuck your mother ! And you, corn-holing your own daughter without properly lubricating her first !"John pulled both Walter and Harry off of their women holes by grabbing ahold of their big sweaty ballsacks and giving each a sharp twist. "Walter, get on your knees and eat out your youngest. I got to see a kangaroo in a zoo.”I blew a raspberry. “They have kangaroos in the zoos here. If I wanted to see a kangaroo in a zoo, we could’ve gone to Blackpool. I don’t need to go all the way to America to see a kangaroo.”She shrugged at me. “That’s true. But we do – did – will – go to America and you will get to see a kangaroo in a zoo in America.”I rolled my eyes at her. “Okay then.”That’s when I noticed that she was now wearing really short, really tight lycra shorts and a lycra strap. .....Not too long ago my Mum and her boyfriend James had planned to go on holiday with her friend Karen and her husband Mike.They was also taking Their son michael with them , he was 2 years younger than me and they had to persuade me to come with them just so I could keep michael company .I had met michael before he was very quiet and a bit of a nerd to be honest . I wasn't really looking forward to the holiday but I wasn't going to turn down 10 days in the sun for nothing .My Mum is 50 and. "Oh Charlie!" she gasped softly."Are you okay?"Charlie felt like he was being smothered in strawberry perfume and softbrunette hair. He didn't know what to do. He hated hugs because hedidn't know how to react so he awkwardly patted her on the back. Charliewas quickly reminded of why he nicknamed her "jugosaurus" because hervery large bosom pressed into his chest like two melons! She eventuallybroke away. "Are you okay?" she asked again."Yes, I'm fine," muttered Charlie. "Thanks for letting us.