All the worrying, and wondering if her plan would work or be a catastrophic failure wouldn't do any good. She just had to tell them and let the chips ...fall where they may."First," she said, folding her hands in front of her on the table. "I love you both. No matter what happens, I love you both." Wide eyes looked back at her from both faces across the table. "Second, Tom, I haven't been completely open with you. When I was Carly's age, I had a lover. He taught me about physical love. You weren't. First, I want you to get down to your undies while you giggle. Your giggles are the best. I say this because I get completely sexually aroused when I hear his little laughter. It does something to me that I cant explain. Can you do that? Ill get down to mine too, its only fair, I smile at him. Okay! He giggles and takes off his pajama bottoms. Hes wearing spiderman underwear, showing pictures of spiderman shooting his web of… of cum all over! Yes, thats what it is. Cum. It starts to make me. ”Chris lifts her hand to his lips. “I assure you that there is nothing that could ruin such a beautiful relationship.”She pulls her hand free of his and turns away from him. After a brief moment of silence she says, “I know you are interested in me. You are the city’s most eligible bachelor and all. It would be foolish of me—of any woman—to turn you down, but...”Chris’ hands softly grip both of her arms, turning her around to face him once again. “I wouldn’t ask any of that from you,” he says. "Again I must have looked confused and she chuckled again and moved on toanother customer with what looked like an exaggerated swing of her hips."Barmaid's a hottie ain't she?" I was surprised by a masculine voice inmy left ear.I turned to see a round-shouldered, vaguely familiar man standing to theside rather close to me that I hadn't noticed before. He smiled wickedlyand continued. "I wouldn't mind tapping that after I check out thatMaquisha honey for a little while. Name's Jack," he proudly.