.. Wh ... Wha ... Wha ... What da ... How da ... Who da..." I can't talk; I stop and take a deep breath slowly letting it out. Whew! Let's try that ag...ain. "How do you know Earth English? And better yet who or what are you?" I can better explain later; but for now know that our civilization is very old and we have visited many planets over the centuries. As such we have learned many languages and many cultures know us or know of us. Right now I am to escort you to the palace where our Queen is. All of them were staring. I hadn't counted on this...I thoughtit would just be Vic (my husband). To make matters worse they invitedus out for a drink and Vic obviously wanted to go along. So I told them"OK...but just for one drink."We walked over to this little bar a couple of blocks away. I kepthaving to pull down on the hem of my dress to keep it from sliding up asI walked. When we finally got to the bar, they sat me in the middle ofa big 'U' shaped booth, the head of the table...'since. Dark red velvet hangings adorn the walls, gold filigree, silk cords, marble and dark polished wood all form the theatre's backdrop. There is no box office, no money changes hands, and everyone has sworn an oath of secrecy.Wide staircases lead up from both sides to a dark upper gallery. Hundreds of candles light the open spaces and strange and erotic shadows will dance on the walls as guests pass by.It is nearly time for tonight's performance and the first guests enter, a tall beautifully. “You should slow down or you’ll soon make me cum,” he warned touching her hand.“I do want you to cum but not this soon,” she said letting go of his cock.Jenny appeared setting a large silver tray on the table decorated with slices of different flavours of pies and cakes.“It all looks very delicious, I wouldn’t know where to start.”“You could try several, the slices are small enough,” Jenny offered.“Size doesn’t really matter as long as it tastes good.”“I can tell from experience, we do taste.