It took about 2 minutes and I came so hard I peed all over the living room floor. I was so embarrassed."Now I'm thinking she's fucking playing with me.... So I decided to get right back at her."We, since we're being so open. Do you know who I masturbate to every once in a while"."You do? Even though you're married and stuff"."Sure, people masturbate their whole life. It's part of your sex life, with your partner and all alone by yourself." So you mean it's not bad, it's OK"."But OF COURSE it's OK,. Then she removed her dress and was now in bra and panties in lying upside down in front of me. I brought the baby oil from her drawer and started applying it on her back. While massaging her back I slowly unstrapped her bra and she told me not to do so. But I told there was no one around and it was making a problem in the massage. She didn’t make a move so I continued to massage then I moved on to her legs.Slowly trying to rub into her panties on her butt. She didn’t mind it either. Later on I. ’ There are two main versions of this song, one by Tanya Tucker with the main character (other than Rose) being a young girl and a version by The Statler Brothers with the main character a young man. Having a choice of male or female for the main character offers many options for variations in the story line. The genesis of this story was an exchange of emails between Josephus and I and we decided it would be fun to have stories written by different authors based on the same starting story. It was about four p.m. when I went downstairs. I didn’t expect to see the ladies for another hour or so. I grabbed the newspaper, poured myself an iced-tea, and then went out into the sunroom to relax and read the paper. After a bit, I decided to lie down on the sofa and take a brief nap until the ladies arrived home. > > > > > “Alex, Alex, wake up Hon’…” As I opened my eyes, Vicki knelt before me. I must have been totally zonked out. Once I sat up, Vicki pointed to my shorts and said, “Hon’,.