Listen, folks; I—I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because [indecipherable] I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed." Repo...rter Herbert Morrison as he was recorded yesterday evening in Lakehurst, New Jersey.There was really only one place to go if you wanted a box-job pulled, and that was your friendly neighborhood Mafia. "When I was just a boy I had become a 'friend' of a Mafia Capo. Don't get the wrong idea. I didn't rub someone out when I was just a kid. It was. "Obviously knowing her friend's manner she nodded and said. "I might have known it would be something like that." She may have understood but it was clear that she didn't find it amusing or appropriate."Are you going to thank him then Bern?" Shut up June."'Thanks Bernie, a name' I thought."My little sister would like to thank the thief for his gallantry."Embarrassed, Bernie hissed. "I said shut up." She then looked at me and just about managed to say. "Thank you."I assumed it was for the lift,. . wait a minute. Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. Sweetheart: Come back to me,. ..hmmm...She said she did not want to pressure me, but she said she thought about a friend with benefits for a while, but she wanted someone safe and sane, and local. I wasn't sure how to answer her. She stood up and walked over to me, slid my chair back and sat on my lap. She said she had better make the first move to show she was serious. Of course, when she sat on my lap, a part of me was VERY serious. She reached under her and said “I will take that as a YES”. She turned and cupped my face.