“They’ll be a couple of hours,” she announced when they’d rung off.“Let’s get the tracing done on Saffie?” Leah suggested, “To be read...y. I’ll hold one side shall I?”“So will I.” I took the other side. While Lizzie traced carefully over the outlines, I found myself looking into Leah’s laughing grey eyes, and felt that tingle. We changed paper and moved round.“What kind of bikini would you design for me?” she asked.“Hmmmm,” I pondered, “perhaps a crossover for the top? That would work with your. I haven't seen anyone this tough since I played against the Mooseheads."The boys laughed at being compared to major junior hockey players and fought with Dave briefly before Riley asked, "Dave, are you going to play in the NHL and fight with Tie Domi?"Dave laughed even louder as he thought about Riley's reference to the Toronto Maple Leaf's tough guy. He replied, "Sorry, Riley, Tie Domi will have to find someone else to fight next year. I'm going to be golfing."Robbie retorted, "I wish you were. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" Well, not as I'd expected. When I fired the pistol, Becky shit on my face, bit three inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."This is a thought piece from Earl...WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.Victorian Police: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the. God, it felt good! In her exuberance she hugged Kylie with feeling. Separating, they saw their friends gaping at them."What?" Leslie snapped. "It was a hug. Girls do that. Get your mind outta the gutter!"Three men blushed and mumbled their protests but Janet grinned."Les, Kyles, don't you know why those boneheads gape at you? That duet was so god-damned awesome, we got the shivers. Can you try again? Kyles, you can do that a half octave higher, can't you? Come on, guys, let's give them some.
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