”“Pubic hair?” The woman smiled at him, enjoying his amusement.Woodie still didn’t quite know what to say.“I am sorry it must be a bit odd. ...We are hippies of a sort, naked and free love kind of thing.Would you like to come in and discuss my undergrowth?”“I would love to but I am running late as it is.”“Well come back when you are finished.”“My wife will want an explanation if I go out again.”“Bring her with you, we are always happy to make love to someone new.”Woodie picked up the package, got. I laid back on my bed to watch TV, to find the "Feeling like a Criminal" video on MTV that was popular at the time. I began getting a little aroused, and took my shirt off and feeling my cock through my gym shorts. All of a sudden the deadbolt on the door moved, and in walked my bitchy landlady. Her hair was up in a ponytail, and she was wearing a black bikini that looked a little too small for her thick bottom, and heavy breasts. She looked at the TV, and then stared at me in a condescending. My sister? She had a nice, normal girl'sname; my little brother (rest his soul) had a nice normal boy's name.Me? I had a name that was at best androgynous, and at worst, the kind ofname you'd expect some peppy college girl to have...or something.When I was young, my sister loved dressing me up; we'd play all kinds ofgames, and I always ended up being a girl. 'But Pi' my sister would sayto me, smiling the sweet, innocent smile I really came to hate 'you lookso pretty as a girl'. The truth was, I. It got me so fucking turned on her telling me about it I started making out with her and eating her sexy pussy. The whole time we were having sex I had her keep telling me all the details it was so hot I came so hard in her pussy. So then after that I begged her to Fuck one of my friends. She agreed so I got a hold of a buddy that had sex with another ex girlfriend of mine. His cock is about an inch longer than mine and thicker. I am about 6 and a half which is ok but I knew she would like his.